Europe and Asia 2003
Four months, twenty-three countries, Hong Kong gangsters, naked Turks, oompah bands, locust dinners, sumo, Segways, Shakespeare, and the pope.
Welcome
Aug 20, 2003
Welcome to the site!
Mind Your Head
Aug 22, 2003
An amusing collection of signs from Hong Kong.
A Danger to Himself and Others
Aug 23, 2003
Getting lost in Kowloon - once again! - but this time with good reason.
Typhoon Rolex and Turkish Millionaire
Aug 26, 2003
In which Damon has more adventures in Hong Kong, leaves, and lands in Istanbul.
Enjoying the company of naked men
Aug 27, 2003
Like most report titles, not nearly as bad as it sounds.
Merged
Aug 30, 2003
A quick update from a lovely pension in Koycegiz
Eleven Thousand Years in the Making
Sep 5, 2003
Getting back to basics in the spinning capital of the world.
Ankara by Midnight
Sep 13, 2003
In which I contemplate the quality of bathroom facilities in Turkey's capital, and elsewhere.
The Best Damn Pizza in the World
Sep 19, 2003
In which Tunisia disappears off the map, and Damon writes his introduction in the third person
The Ear of the Tyrant
Sep 24, 2003
In which Damon discovers the desserts of Sicily
The Heads of Tarxien Women and Shipwrecked Apostles
Oct 2, 2003
In which Damon contemplates the islands of Malta, and meets the Pope.
Serendipity-doodah
Oct 10, 2003
In which that which was prophesied came to pass
Pagans and Pringles
Oct 14, 2003
In which Damon explores Tolkien's Oxford, and disrupts the contemplations of other tourists.
Jerry Springer: The Opera
Oct 20, 2003
In which Damon wishes he were kidding, he really, really does.
Sweden in Shadow
Oct 24, 2003
In which Damon roughs it on the streets of Stockholm.
Strange Things I Have Put In My Mouth
Nov 1, 2003
Or, why locusts gave me a sore throat.
Austrian Picture Show
Nov 12, 2003
Being a true and accurate* account of Damon in Vienna, with illustrations.
A Mad Dash for Liechtenstein
Nov 12, 2003
A brief supplement to the picture show, detailing Damon's long-delayed entry into central Europe.
Just a Moment
Nov 18, 2003
In which Damon expands on some of the quiet contemplative moments in his trip.
d'Entre les Morts
Nov 21, 2003
Or, I See Paris, I See France.
Slice of Half-Life
Nov 26, 2003
Which you read at your own peril.
The Vicarious Traveller
Dec 2, 2003
In which Damon finds out what it is like to be a first-time traveller.
The Only Tourist in Monaco
Dec 6, 2003
Or, why floods in the south of France are actually a good thing. For me.
All Roads Lead to Rome ... Eventually
Dec 10, 2003
Group psychology in crisis situations.
Burning Down the House
Dec 17, 2003
In which Damon and Charlotte keep warm in Kyoto.
Not the Final Report
Dec 24, 2003
A few season's greetings and special reminders.
Enlightenment
Jan 16, 2004
The End.
Gallery Comments
October 31, 2004
Comment on the travel galleries here.